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Ball Laboratories Caffeinated Malt Beverages
Remember to drink responsibly and in the care of trained physicians.

Ball Laboratories Fresh Desert Produce
Stopping world hunger in 16 countries.

Ball Laboratories Patented Rubber Bands
Commemorate the War of New Mexico with these specialty bands. Self-stretching, perfectly non-elastic.

Ball Laboratories Stylish "Tees, V's & Accessories"
Each tee is worn by an official Ball Labs Employee before shipping!

Ball Laboratories "CrazyCozy" Coozies
Patented quantum foam guarantees your beverage will radiate cold for 9 half lives of uranium!*
*For best results, use with beverages containing uranium, such as Ball Laboratories Caffeinated Malt Beverages

Ball Laboratories Astro-Quantum Particle Accelerators
Don’t let us have all the fun! Possibly hazardous science made commercially available for the complete novice!* 
*Not recommended on pets.

Ball Laboratories Astro-Quantum Particle Deccelerators
Great for restabilizing byproducts of hyper-accelerated pets.

Ball Laboratories Weightless Salads
So light, they float in most uniform gravity fields!

Ball Laboratories Perfectly Elastic Bouncing Balls
We guarantee you are 100% satisfied or your momentum back.

Ball Laboratories Micro Black Holes
Great for cleaning up messes caused by Ball Laboratories Perfectly Elastic Bouncing Balls.

***Due to an unfortunate Quantum Accident, all products  except for the 
"Tees, V's, and Coozies" line
​have been temporarily suspended. ***


Thank you for your patience.  As soon as our manufacturing site re-stabilizes we will return to selling our famous products.  Look forward to the return of these great items!
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These products returning   soon.

As soon as we get the Labs looking like this again!
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